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Song Parodies -> "The Dose"

Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Dose"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

some say love, can kill the liver,
let down, when giving seeds
some say love, feels like a razor
it's red, it starts to bleed...
some say love, is for the younger
their endless aching needs
I say love, then take a shower,
two minutes, done the deed....

it's the start of your heart breaking
you're stupid, took the chance,
it's the drugs that now you're taking
to douse your on fire pants
it's the risk you kow you've taken,
it's viral hers to give
she was clean, I guess she's lyin
you hope you'll get to live

and on that night, you were so lonely
and the wait had been to long
and you thought that quick was safe, but only
for the lucky, and you were wrong
just remember, on that poster,
the pimply thing that grows..
lies disease, that with some dumb love..
you got it, you got the dose


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AFW - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny with sad undertones...I clap for this..five times
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know what's sadder, this song or that it took me more time to read it and vote it a five than it took you to, how shall I put this, inspire it?
malcolm higgins - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
sometimes these "inspirations" are more than you can handle, Michael.

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