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Song Parodies -> "Off To Cuba"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Off To Cuba"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I've wrote several tunes, but I'll write now no more
soon I'll be on a beach, beside caribbean shores
eat like a cow, all inclusive trip
drink like a sow then I know that I'll lose control
puke it out of my drunk pie hole

just one more and I will feel my tum burn
then go puke in the urinal urn

off to cuba.. yes I'm gonna go
my my, how can I resist this?
with mojitos, why why,
can't I keep my distance..
yes, once the drinks get starting
soon I will be wet farting
my my will I ever let them go
off to cuba, where I love to go
why why did I hesitate ( don't know)

I feel nauseous and sad, the food's really crap
but I eat like a pig, and go take a nap
and on return, burger king in sight
I will just sit, and eat a ton right there
even fatten up my bald hair
I can't cook but want to eat everything
triple cheese and meat's just the thing.. oh oh oh

off to cuba.. yes I'm gonna go
my my, how can I resist this?
with mojitos, why why,
can't I keep my distance..

off to cuba.. yes I'm gonna go
my my, how can I resist this?
with mojitos, why why,
can't I keep my distance..
yes, once the drinks get starting
soon I will be wet farting
my my will I ever let them go
off to cuba, where I love to go
why why did I hesitate ( don't know)




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littleQubaCakes - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
In old Havana, I don't think you'll find mojitas, . . . but some great ~Cohibas~! Only '56 Buick's, '58 OldsMobiles, '59 Chevy's & in the holtels, black 'Dial-M-For-Murder" telephones . . . I've been told it's a "real trip" into the past . . .
Red Ant - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Puking in the urinal... lol. "Off to Tampa" would have been more apt. I'll send you all the details later today.

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