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Song Parodies -> "Lets Stew Pussycats"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Lets Stew Pussycats"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

by request
lets stew pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw
lets stew pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw

pussycat, pussycats
plucked for hours,
rolled in flour
it's time for stew
some garlic powder, and two little cloves shoved in your nose
pussycat pussycat,
favourite stew,,
yes, it's true
baked in your pussycat nose

one, two pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw
in stew, pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw

pussycat pussycat
perfect for grilling,
my gravy was spilling
all over you
I put some foil on your little pussycat face
pussycat pussycat,
favourite stew,,
yes, it's true
foil on your pussycat face

one, two pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw
in stew, pussycats
whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw

pussycat pussycat
you're delicious ( didn't even have to change this line lol)
but I am vicious
and I'll eat you
I'll soon be feasting on pussycat ribs
pussycat, pussycat
in my stew
I love you
you and those pussycat ribs
you and those pussycat thighs
you and a side of fried rice

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Rock Princess - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
That's evil... And hilarious!!!
Ghetto John - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh good Lord! This is like my anthem, I just hate cats(this may start a debate) and the idea of putting their snottly little selves into soup just sounds hillarious. I mean I personally never would do that, although I used to take my brothers cat and put him in the toilet and hold down the seat and flush like 2 or 3 times. I was fairly evil. GOOD PARODY!
Claude Prez - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! Nice job!
Meriadoc - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
How about a side of Cubed Rice? ;-) This parody is delicous!
AM - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh shit! Hysterical
The BaHa Men in black - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
We've found Alf ! Quick!,Let the dogs out!
PedAnt - February 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Great idea; wish it had been more carefully edited to match the syllable count of the original song.

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