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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron"

Original Song Title:

"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Royal Guardsmen

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

way back in school, in the yale school scenes
there went two men, not a brain in between,
one a drunk, one just blundered, just two plugs I heard
one's now a heinz, and the other a turd

one we elect, and he's dumb as a post,
and the other, I think, political toast
recounts they reied, had to eat those chads,
just a slimy old pair, electorate cads

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please

in the nick of time, saddam he was found,
under a bush, and hid by a mound,
now Kerry needs, to get his due
and Bush may be dumb, and Kerry is too

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please

now Kerry has sworn, to out vote that man,
but dumb as he is, George can't run again,
it seems his fate is headin down not up,
even his wife, signed a huge pre-nup

and arnie looms near, wants to change the law,
to be elected, and he'll grope your maw
the people who try, deny him king
will soon lose big, it's a familiar ring

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please

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Pacing: 4.7
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Steve K. - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Mal, the sad thing is that Gore, Kerry, both Bushes and both Clintons (law school) all went to Yale at some time. Can we get a non-Yalie in there? (Sorry, Arnold, you're not qualified.)
Patrick Yoness - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, Saturday Night Live had a skit where they all met in college bar for the 1st time. Most of the political parodies put pacing and humor aside to get their point across. This one is pretty funny and well done.
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
May Charles Schulz (not to mention two family pooches now in that great dog run in the sky) forgive me, but this is a dog. Malcolm, you better go back to the good medication. Though you did make a very accurate reference: As Elton John might have said, "Georgie seems to be the harshest turd."
Jeffrey Hope - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I personally did not like your song, but the pacing's not too bad, and it is funny in some ways, so I don't entirely dislike it.

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