Song Parodies -> Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron
| Original Song Title: | "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" |
| Original Performer: | The Royal Guardsmen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
way back in school, in the yale school scenes
there went two men, not a brain in between,
one a drunk, one just blundered, just two plugs I heard
one's now a heinz, and the other a turd
one we elect, and he's dumb as a post,
and the other, I think, political toast
recounts they reied, had to eat those chads,
just a slimy old pair, electorate cads
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
in the nick of time, saddam he was found,
under a bush, and hid by a mound,
now Kerry needs, to get his due
and Bush may be dumb, and Kerry is too
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
now Kerry has sworn, to out vote that man,
but dumb as he is, George can't run again,
it seems his fate is headin down not up,
even his wife, signed a huge pre-nup
and arnie looms near, wants to change the law,
to be elected, and he'll grope your maw
the people who try, deny him king
will soon lose big, it's a familiar ring
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
there went two men, not a brain in between,
one a drunk, one just blundered, just two plugs I heard
one's now a heinz, and the other a turd
one we elect, and he's dumb as a post,
and the other, I think, political toast
recounts they reied, had to eat those chads,
just a slimy old pair, electorate cads
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
in the nick of time, saddam he was found,
under a bush, and hid by a mound,
now Kerry needs, to get his due
and Bush may be dumb, and Kerry is too
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
now Kerry has sworn, to out vote that man,
but dumb as he is, George can't run again,
it seems his fate is headin down not up,
even his wife, signed a huge pre-nup
and arnie looms near, wants to change the law,
to be elected, and he'll grope your maw
the people who try, deny him king
will soon lose big, it's a familiar ring
ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please
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Mal, the sad thing is that Gore, Kerry, both Bushes and both Clintons (law school) all went to Yale at some time. Can we get a non-Yalie in there? (Sorry, Arnold, you're not qualified.)
Yeah, Saturday Night Live had a skit where they all met in college bar for the 1st time. Most of the political parodies put pacing and humor aside to get their point across. This one is pretty funny and well done.
May Charles Schulz (not to mention two family pooches now in that great dog run in the sky) forgive me, but this is a dog. Malcolm, you better go back to the good medication. Though you did make a very accurate reference: As Elton John might have said, "Georgie seems to be the harshest turd."
I personally did not like your song, but the pacing's not too bad, and it is funny in some ways, so I don't entirely dislike it.
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