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Song Parodies -> "You Make Me Feel Like An Actual Woman"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman"

Original Performer:

Arethra Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel Like An Actual Woman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I endured the surgical pain
(ah-oooo)
used to feel so gender wired
(ah ooo)
and when I knew I had to face another day
(ah-ooo)
lord, it made me so mad
but doctor, I met you
I was like mankind
but a sex change was key to my piece of mind

and you made me feel
you made me feel
you made me feel like an actual woman

when my sexl was neither lost nor found
you came along to change it
you seemed to know what was wrong with me
and the nurse helped you shape it
now I'm no longer doubtful
of exactly who I am
cause now you made me happy
cause I am not a man

and you made me feel
you made me feel
you made me feel like an actual woman

Oh doctor what you done to me
(what you done for me)
you made me a woman inside
(good inside)
and I just wanna be
(wanna be)
a girl that's who
oh now I feel so alive

and you made me feel
you made me feel
you made me feel like an actual woman

and you made me feel
you made me feel
you made me feel like an actual woman



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Jonathan C. - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Perhaps the greatest song about transexuality even written. :)
Aaerni - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
First of all, it's Aretha, not Arethra. Second of all, Aretha Franklin was not the first person to sing this song. Carole King sung it first.
malcolm higgins - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
btw I typed un URETHRA FRANKLIN NOT ARETHA.. CHUCKY MUSTA CORRECTED IT AND WHO CARES WHO FIRST RECORDED IT?? I DID THE URETHRA FRANKLIN VERSION
ace@bigaceandbravo.com - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm you friggin' rule! I've been a fan of your work since I first read 'Favorite Kinks' and this is almost as good. Keep it up!
Billy Florio - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hillarious! and I think it was originally a hit for Aretha, but it was written and performed by Carole King....either way, it really doesnt matter as long as you got the right lyrics
ChuckyG - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, my typo, I prefer the proper performer names on parodies. The original performer field is used for the version of the song the parody author picked. I don't change the Lady Marmalade parody performers to LaBelle, even though they did a much better version than the anemic Christina Aguelleria, et. all
Steven Cavanagh - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh well. I did the pre-writing amiright check, and this is another song idea I don't have to develop (though mine was going to be more about clothing). Well done Mal.

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