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Song Parodies -> "Doctor My Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor, My eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor My Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Doctor, my thighs are big as steers'
and their size now causes fears and some crying
can I make you understand?
now I have done all that I could,
diets of meat and fish are good, but they're not working
will you help me if you can?

Lipo my thighs, and a tummy tuck,
give my fat *ss a big long suck,
get the fat out and make me feel so fine
'cause I have thundered through this world,
chairs have broken, floors have curled
I've been waiting for the treatment, now's the time

people grow just where they will
I even tried all the fad fat pills I got this feeling
that I'm busting at the seams
Lipo my thighs tell me what you see
big ugly gross stuff, obesity
trim down my thighs
don't say that it's too late for me
doctor my thighs are as oversized
is this the price for loving pizza crusts and pies?


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Johnny D - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Dr. Lecter's cooking up 555 drumsticks for you.
John Barry - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Jackson fives.
Red Ant - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
"give my fat *ss a big long suck"; lol.

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