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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Wants The Blubber"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Wants The Blubber"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

nobody wants the blubber
makes you feel bad, and the rest..
nobody is near half as big as you
baby you've got heft

mama was cookin, food you had found it
tried to stay small and light
but the bowl said eat, me
chili con carne
making all my clothes seem way too tight

and nobody wants the blubber
and though they wish sometimes they could
nobody weighs quite as much as you
do you weigh a ton or two?

the fat that has rolled me
the doctor he told me
there's some kind of rhino stuck in you
you should go runnin,
google sees you comin
how'd you learn to eat the way you do?



nobody wants the blubber
makes you feel bad, and the rest..
nobody is near half as big as you
baby you've got heft


baby you're the heft
baby you've got heft
baby you've got heft

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adagio - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Good pacing, etc. Love the OS.
Mark Scotti - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Very well done, and sends a very WEIGHTY message...
Old Man Ribber - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Heavy! ;D

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