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Song Parodies -> "Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Candida"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando And Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Candidiasis also known as "candida" is a type of parasitic yeast like fungus that gets in your intestines,genital tract, throat, and mouth. Normally, this fungus lives in balance with other bacteria and yeasts in the body; however, sometimes it starts to multiply too much, weakening the immune system and causingan infection called candidiasis. Symptoms include: constipation, headaches, diarrhea, bad breath, PMS,memory loss, mood swings, acne, night sweats, vaginitis, and depression.........................right from the site...lol
the sores now come out, what is that stuff all about?
and what's that smell that's hanging down at your thihgs
and oh, who am I? Mr. anti-fungal guy
trying hard to help your insides

oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams

prognosis looks bright, monistat works overnight
doctor said you should be better in a short time
always knew you were a beast, bake a loaf, you got the yeast
all these things are cures, and I'm not lyin'

oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Non-Demonic - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't mind you stealing my idea, as long as it's funny. Still not at good as mine, but that's only my opinion. ;D
Suzie - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
It looks to me like it took a really funny idea and made it somewhat crude. Some of the lyrics don't pace well with the original song. I'm a woman, and I don't like crude, lots of things I would've changed, I'm at parody writer myself, so I'm sorry I just don't get it.
Tommy - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
There's nothing worse than women unclean down there. But the pacing is uneven and the lyrics could have been better. 344!

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