Song Parodies -> Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Candida" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Orlando And Dawn |
| Parody Song Title: | "Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Candidiasis also known as "candida" is a type of parasitic yeast like fungus that gets in your intestines,genital tract, throat, and mouth. Normally, this fungus lives in balance with other bacteria and yeasts in the body; however, sometimes it starts to multiply too much, weakening the immune system and causingan infection called candidiasis. Symptoms include: constipation, headaches, diarrhea, bad breath, PMS,memory loss, mood swings, acne, night sweats, vaginitis, and depression.........................right from the site...lol
the sores now come out, what is that stuff all about?
and what's that smell that's hanging down at your thihgs
and oh, who am I? Mr. anti-fungal guy
trying hard to help your insides
oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams
prognosis looks bright, monistat works overnight
doctor said you should be better in a short time
always knew you were a beast, bake a loaf, you got the yeast
all these things are cures, and I'm not lyin'
oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams
and what's that smell that's hanging down at your thihgs
and oh, who am I? Mr. anti-fungal guy
trying hard to help your insides
oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams
prognosis looks bright, monistat works overnight
doctor said you should be better in a short time
always knew you were a beast, bake a loaf, you got the yeast
all these things are cures, and I'm not lyin'
oh oh candida,
we can not be together
the further from me girl the better,
until you're fresh and clean
oh oh cadida
try some new cream on your snapper
even put some on your crapper
and you'll be the girl of my dreams
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I don't mind you stealing my idea, as long as it's funny. Still not at good as mine, but that's only my opinion. ;D
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