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Song Parodies -> "Chicks With Fat Asses"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Onassis"

Original Performer:

Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Chicks With Fat Asses"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

so I went to a party, of chicks with fat asses,
thought they were easy, and I made some passes
so I could see,
if they're comfy to me
so I could see, if they're comfy to me
so I could see, what she has there within

underneath you dress, you know I think your asses
are big and so sweet, for the cannibal masses,
yeah you could feed several dozen for free
yeah you could feed, several dozen for free
you better show us your asses, so we can see
should I put on wide glasses, as you show them to me

does your daddy, pay for jeans for your asses,
to hold it in, when you would dance,
does your daddy feed you eggs and molasses
with all your centrifugal power,
with all your centrifugal power
it seems to me that you could eat somewhat less than you do

so I went to a party, of chicks with fat asses,
thought they were easy, and I made some passes
so I could see,
if they're comfy to me
so I could see, if they're comfy to me
so I could see, what she has there within

does your daddy, pay for jeans for your asses,
to hold it in, when you would dance,
does your daddy feed you eggs and molasses
with all your centrifugal power,
with all your centrifugal power
it seems to me that you could eat somewhat less than you do

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