I saw a film, just the other day,
skewed to the left, but I thought I should say
there were lies to tell, and turd to spread,
I really heard what Old michael said,
and he would talk the whole way through it
and half way through, I thought boy, it's leftist stew, yeah,
a propaganda leftie stew..

and the crap's in the ladle,
for the leftie spoon,
can we send them packing way up to the moon,
when we gonna teach them , son I don't know, when
the world will be all right then, you know it'll be right then

in columbine, he had a point,
but it went to his head, thought it was an anoint,
now he stands and yells, the left extolls,
just another poster boy for birth control,
and he would talk the whole way through it
and half way through, I thought boy, it's leftist stew, yeah,
a propaganda leftie stew..

and the crap's in the ladle,
for the leftie spoon,
can we send them packing way up to the moon,
when we gonna teach them , son I don't know, when
the world will be all right then, you know it'll be right then

well he won an oscar just the other day,
told to shut up, but in his leftie way,
he was loud and rude, he spit for a while,
grabbed a sandwich, and he sat with a smile,
what I'd really like George, is the keys to the white house,
can I have them , then you must de louse..

and the crap's in the ladle,
for the leftie spoon,
can we send them packing way up to the moon,
when we gonna teach them , son I don't know, when
the world will be all right then, you know it'll be right then