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Song Parodies -> "(Chinese) Parts"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gary Numan

Parody Song Title:

"(Chinese) Parts"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ahh yes, the compressed wood chip brake pads, and the plastic steering components with metal pain sprayed over them...
fear in my car
I know I'm not safe at all
I have plastic for doors
'cause I know it's full of chinese parts
here in my car
a better price I received
tranny snapped right in two
I was in traction for days,
from parts..

here on my car
every thing that breaks down
now use O E M please,
throw out those chinese parts

with my new car,
and the parts are all good
I can drive it tonight
'cause I know there's no chinese parts

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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ROBOT - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
*HaHa* Good one! :] [Also, beware of pet food from China, and lead painted toys, etc.]
LPG-Unit - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I laughed at your parody a lot; the Chinese should be responsible for all the crap they made, especially the lead-tainted toys and knock-offs of consumer items such as iPods...
Tommy Vercetti - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
It's a sad fact that the Chinese manufacturers are keen at stealing (or reverse-engineering) somebody else's designs, sells them as their own, and claim that they developed the cars themselves...
Carl "CJ" Johnson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
One thing's for sure: I WON'T take those Chinese cars for a spin... 555 for your parody, Malcolm, I like it... = )
Shawn - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
The truth is imports are way better than the junk that they pass off as vehicles here in north america! never buy domestic you idiots ..dont believe everything you read in the american dumb ass media..They lead you f***heads around by the nose you american idiots..
littleCupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir Malcolm, ~Lord of Parts USA~ hey, aren't you in the Brit's ~UK~ ? Anyway here's a "free sample" of a Peking Pick-upTruck. Can't beat that price!

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