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Song Parodies -> "Modem Love"

Original Song Title:

"Modern Love"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Modem Love"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this has to change, my boy
or I'll end up deranged
watch it loadin in
bout a hundred kilo-bytes
why'd I try?
I try?

this cyber sex is nice,
it sometimes hurts my arm
I type one hand again
but I never say why why?
love those bytes
grab those wipes


never been a call for
modem love.. on a phone line
modem love makes me cry
modem love dial up is too slow this time
dial up time terrifies me,
dial up mine, energize me
I could kill my web site man
got some spam take my band time
damn that spam that's the last time
get that spam block up on line



never been a call for
modem love.. on a phone line
modem love makes me cry
modem love dial up is too slow this time
dial up time terrifies me,
dial up mine, energize me
I could kill my web site man
got some spam take my band time
damn that spam that's the last time
get that spam block up on line

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Billy Florio - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job
Meriadoc - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
*giggle*
Peregrin - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Chuckle! I have to 'hand' it to you, Malkie!
<3*.:LaUrEn LyOnS:.*<3 - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
¤ok,ok,david bowie IS the best performer of all time, but since your not really making fun of HIM, i'll give you a 5.¤
... - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Malcolm!
Suzie Cream Cheese - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it too.

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