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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Retriever"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Retriever"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

with help from the 14 year old again...lol
I thought love was just a wag of puppy tail
master that I love, and that is you,
ahh love is all you give me
and I give the same
should you ever leave me I'll have pain..

and then I lick your face
cause I'm a retriever,
cuddle space, I'm there every time
I'm a dog, mmm yeah I'm a retriever, hydrant reliever all the time

I thought dog was more or less a given name
but I love it when you call me "spot"
ahh what's the use in trying,
love is not in vain
scratch my ears I'm happy just the same

and then I lick your face
cause I'm a retriever
cuddle space.. lets go there sometime
I'm a dog, mmmm ooh I'm a retriever, yeah a retriever, all the time

I love playin fetch and get a wooden stick
bring it back for you most every time
throw it in the water,
get it just the same
shaking off that wet stuff play again...


and then I lick your face
cause I'm a retriever
cuddle space.. lets go there sometime
I'm a dog, mmmm ooh I'm a retriever, yeah a retriever, all the time

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Melhi - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Micky Dolenz has been known to sing "I'm a retriever" as a joke -- he should license and perform your full version, it's perfect.
Meriadoc - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Silly, but fun! :-D
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This has been done twice before -- by "S. Williamson" and "Little Lion," and they both did it better, so I'm docking you one point to all 3s. It was good, but come on, "I'm a Retriever" is kind of obvious.
Bob Gomez - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Obvious but necessary, I'd say. Anything's an improvement on that damn song. Hey, Malc, I kept waiting for you to do something with the backup vocals--you know, "doo-doo, doo-doo..." I enjoyed the song much. d;:^)
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Woof Woof!!!! ;-)
Johnny D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Awwww, whooozah goodpuppeee ??

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