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Song Parodies -> "Good Old Fashioned Rubber Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Good Old Fashioned Rubber Toys"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I can dim the lights, and we can do somewhat bad things,
we can Kama Sutra just for two
we'll just lubricate as we play with these mad things
maybe we'll do video stuff too

ooh love, ooh rubber toys
ones you use at night hey toys
do no harm, it's kink with charm
that's because they're good old fashioned rubber toys

ooh they'll increase your heartbeat ( go faster faster)
ooh they'll create some love heat
come on and sit on my hot seat of love
and then we'll pass the night right after all
I'd like for you and I to be romantic
B&D your wish is my command....

ooh love, ooh rubber toys
ones you use at night, hey toys
I'd feel better
using leather
use my fancy patter in a sexy tone
when I'm not with you
I think of you always
I miss you
( I miss those long hot rubber nights)
when I'm not with you
think of me always
I love you love you

this toy, where's you get it from,
hey where does it go?
I love my passion using good old
fashioned pools of rubber toys
areola clips will do just fine, precisely
you will get your fill, and I'll get mine
kinky for a while, will do quite nicely
after mine, then yours will be just fine

ooh love, ooh rubber toys
ones you use at night hey toys
do no harm, it's kink with charm
that's because they're good old fashioned rubber toys

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Silver Power - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, perfect pacing...555
Derek - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi, I love this one, im a stand up comedian, id love to perform this in my set. I cant pay you for it, but id certainly give you credit for it, we could get famous together! what do you think?
Andria - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Malcolm Higgins passed away last year, Derek... http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/amiright/smf/1281650774.shtml

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