Song Parodies -> Three Times A Day, Dear

Original Song Title:

"Three Times A Lady"

Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

  
Parody Song Title:

"Three Times A Day, Dear"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

thanks for the ones that you've did with me,
the memories, though short, are all kind, '
but now after lunch, help me make all the strain go,
there's one thing I must say out loud....

not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to

when we are together, the moments I cherish
from foreplay it's great from the start,
to hold you, to squeeze you, to kiss you, to please
your knees always do come apart

not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to

when I take Cialis, the weekend is awesome,
there's several good sessions to start
the fluffing, the holding, your muffin unfolding
that drug plan makes me pay for no part...

not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
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Nicole Richie - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
My daddy released TOS in the 70s---before I was even born.

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