Song Parodies -> Three Times A Day, Dear
| Original Song Title: | "Three Times A Lady" |
| Original Performer: | Lionel Ritchie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Three Times A Day, Dear" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
thanks for the ones that you've did with me,
the memories, though short, are all kind, '
but now after lunch, help me make all the strain go,
there's one thing I must say out loud....
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
when we are together, the moments I cherish
from foreplay it's great from the start,
to hold you, to squeeze you, to kiss you, to please
your knees always do come apart
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
when I take Cialis, the weekend is awesome,
there's several good sessions to start
the fluffing, the holding, your muffin unfolding
that drug plan makes me pay for no part...
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
the memories, though short, are all kind, '
but now after lunch, help me make all the strain go,
there's one thing I must say out loud....
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
when we are together, the moments I cherish
from foreplay it's great from the start,
to hold you, to squeeze you, to kiss you, to please
your knees always do come apart
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
when I take Cialis, the weekend is awesome,
there's several good sessions to start
the fluffing, the holding, your muffin unfolding
that drug plan makes me pay for no part...
not once, twice, three times a day dear,
I must love you
not just once, twice, three times a day dear,
I'll love you I'd love to
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My daddy released TOS in the 70s---before I was even born.
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