Sars infectious, down in texas
in texas wear a mask, it's not the place to be
cause they're infecious down in texas
and that's a place I wouldn't want to be

rosanna came from texicana, coughing up, it's gloom and doom
it's a panic scene down in Abilene, as SARS fills the ER rooms
did allison in Galveston, is checking medically
those pimples on folk in Temple, look like sars to me

Sars infectious, down in texas
in texas wear a mask, it's not the place to be
cause they're infecious down in texas
and that's a place I wouldn't want to be

when they left toronto, that's the last place that they been
and it brings to mind, the last bad time, we'll be on the who list agin
their microbial infestation taking blood each night
and they're told to kep to them selves, at least until daylight

Sars infectious, down in texas
in texas wear a mask, it's not the place to be
cause they're infecious down in texas
and that's a place I wouldn't want to be

some folks take to Blamin,
Toronto for this time,
try the local cure, drink hennessey