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Song Parodies -> "The Hit My Bummy Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"The Hit My Bummy Boy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

spank, I told her,
my rump a pum pum
just whack my butt for me,
my rump a pum pum
not hard enought to sting,
my rump a pum pum
right there beside my ring,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...

beat me endlessly
my rump a pum pum
will you remember me?
my rump a pum pum
my cash is all for you
to beat on my bum
it's what you're paid to do,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
shall I scream for you?
tha thump on my bum
on my bum

poked and prodded,
my rump a pum bum
this is the best of times
my thump a bum bum
that leather whip feels great
ka chunk a bum bum
my dominatrix great,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...




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AFW - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Here are fives for you, a rum pum pum pum

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