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Song Parodies -> "Locking Pliers"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On Fire"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Locking Pliers"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey little girl where's your daddy's tools?
I just stripped a nut and I'm such a ditzy fool
I am a clumsy trier
oh I need locking pliers

tell me is there lube and can I have that too?
as I try to fix the stuff I do duct tape..
I will be a crier
oh I need locking pliers

sometimes I really need a knife, mine is ratty and dull
and I can't cut plastic and not an even rat hole

and now I think I'm done and my tool's all wet
but I want to steal his tools and fill up my set
only he can lend me pliers
oh I need locking pliers

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