Song Parodies -> Locking Pliers
| Original Song Title: | "I'm On Fire" |
| Original Performer: | Bruce Springsteen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Locking Pliers" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
hey little girl where's your daddy's tools?
I just stripped a nut and I'm such a ditzy fool
I am a clumsy trier
oh I need locking pliers
tell me is there lube and can I have that too?
as I try to fix the stuff I do duct tape..
I will be a crier
oh I need locking pliers
sometimes I really need a knife, mine is ratty and dull
and I can't cut plastic and not an even rat hole
and now I think I'm done and my tool's all wet
but I want to steal his tools and fill up my set
only he can lend me pliers
oh I need locking pliers
I just stripped a nut and I'm such a ditzy fool
I am a clumsy trier
oh I need locking pliers
tell me is there lube and can I have that too?
as I try to fix the stuff I do duct tape..
I will be a crier
oh I need locking pliers
sometimes I really need a knife, mine is ratty and dull
and I can't cut plastic and not an even rat hole
and now I think I'm done and my tool's all wet
but I want to steal his tools and fill up my set
only he can lend me pliers
oh I need locking pliers
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