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Song Parodies -> "Dancing With Marcel ( At The Bath House)"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing With Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing With Marcel ( At The Bath House)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

from france to tokyo
to the fag bars we a go go
and with the music selection,
hard to dance with erections
cause I'm dancin with marcel,

and there's not a chick in sight
in the bath house here tonight
and we're all too loose,
as we strut our papoose
I should be dancin with marcel,

oh oh dancin with marcel
oh oh dancin with marcel
well there's nothing to lose,
and my mum disapproves, that I'm
dancin with marcel

well I've been all over the world,
and I've never had a girl
cause I study the guys, not the girls little thighs,
and end up dancin with marcel

so lets think about your dink
and it's a pretty nasty thing
and if I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts,
while I was dancin with marcel

oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh ho ho hoooooo

well I've been all over the world,
and I've never had a girl
cause I study the guys, not the girls little thighs,
and end up dancin with marcel

so lets think about your dink
and it's a pretty nasty thing
and if I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts,
while I was dancin with marcel

oh oh dancin with marcel
oh oh dancin with marcel
and if I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts
and if I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts
and if I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts
oh oh oh oh
oh oh dancin with marcel
oh oh ancin with marcel..

sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat
oh oh oh oh

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Billy Florio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, I dont know why, but I cant read it past the first chorus because I was laughing too hard lol....
Claude Prez - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, does that mean you missed the "If I had the guts I'd ask about your nuts" part? Cause that was the best line. You don't have to answer; that was rhetorical.
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Dancing with Marcel? I've heard of "shock the monkey," but this is ridiculous...
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a "Friends" joke.

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