diagnosed vagismus
oh that look upon their faces
I diagnosed vagismus, yeah
when it's get down on it time
and it's been so long,
and it will stay there
despite this song
so send the guys away,
you can't go that far
I've diagnosed vagismus

goes away sometimes,
so you'll get there

wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound

and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory

I look at the patient next to me,
she's just the same
that's a shame



wrap your toes in nylons
oh get a belt wrapped all around
soon there'll be some leeway, yeah
then you'll hear that holy sound

and I'll sing for you,
but you'll be screaming,
till you get through
after your peeling,
yes, girl you'll go far,
with diagnosed vagismus
now the pain's a memory