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Song Parodies -> "Brand New Tank"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Key"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melanie

Parody Song Title:

"Brand New Tank"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

we sent a tow missile into your window last night
blew some ammo through your door at daylight
you always seemed to be so hard to see
two aces at once, now that's something we need

we got a tip from muslim people there,
them we got to thank
we blew them up together, you know they really stank
we been lookin for them a while,
the ransom's in the bank
tow missiles took out those hussain
fired from a brand new tank

we rode the tank we brought the jeep up there
the fight was fast, yeah the airborne are hard
they're somebody who don't drive
and now they left the world
some people say they're better off of this world

we asked a muslim if they were at home
he said yes, but they're not alone
don't shoot at the airborne, insanity
real bad move, and now you're deceased

we got a tip from muslim people there,
them we got to thank
we blew them up together, you know they really stank
we been lookin for them a while,
the ransom's in the bank
tow missiles took out those hussain
fired from a brand new tank

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