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Song Parodies -> "Right Moose"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Right Moose"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he was a little too small coulda used a few pounds..
nice big rack though, points all around
he was a real nice beauty with big moose eyes
those points all his own.. way up high
way up firm and high

out past the cornfields where the woods got dirty
sittin in a blind with my old 30-30
waiting on a big bull, no ones yet to choose
waitin on the right moose
can't wait for moose meat steak and stews
waitin for the right moose in the summertime
in the sweet summertime

don't like to hunt, oh no, far from it
would sooner watch reruns of wallace and grommet
sitting here stiff and restless and bored
talkin to the Lord
I got away every chance I could
to the duck blind, the valley or the thick dry woods
I killed one, it near killed me..
if anyone cares...
the meat we all shared

waitin for the right moose
trying to stay warm and dry and loose
waitin on the right moose
in the summertime
and oh the wonder,
saw the clearing
and heard the hoo0fs a-thunder
heard the hoof a-thunder

caught my eyes my ears, that thunder
how big is this one, I sat and wondered
jammed a cartridge up and cocked the rifle too
shot him dead and it went right through
now it just don't look as big this moose
strange, twas the right moose
I got him closing in

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alvin - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
nice substitutions...you should "rack" up a lotta fives
stuart mcarthur - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm tipping he'd be watching reruns of Rocky And Bullwinkle if he actually had a choice - funny idea malcolm - the title grabbed me by the antlers - 555
Ann Hammond - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderfully witty rewrite of an old classic. Well done, malc. 555
Peregrin - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I hoofed some 5's your way Malcolm :)
malcolm higgins - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
it's my animals week ( maybe month..... who knows..) thanks one and all

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