-> "Filter Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Filter Queen"
The Lyrics
she has a motor and handle,
in a metal cabinet,
nice pretty bundle, I think
cleans like a baroness
a vacuum is remedy
for allergies for all of me
at any time my
apartment's fine
sucks up old cigarettes,
twinkle toes and castinettes
my party was really nice,
it's a filter queen,
gets carpets really clean
dynamite when I'm feeling mean
guaranteed to suck real fine
anytime
still a bargain at the price,
dustbunnies her appetite
extraordinarily nice
to avoid complications,
I never clean a moisture mess
it's filtration,
a hepa, it's the very best,
never made in china,
a quality remindah
but then again, incidentally
if you're that way inclined...
I can clean the baby carriage
but baby couldn't care less
fast, easyness and precise,
it's a filter queen,
gets carpets really clean
dynamite when I'm feeling mean
guaranteed to suck real fine
anytime
recommended at the price,
clean your carpets very nice
wanna try?
wanna try?
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