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Song Parodies -> "Filter Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Filter Queen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she has a motor and handle,
in a metal cabinet,
nice pretty bundle, I think
cleans like a baroness
a vacuum is remedy
for allergies for all of me
at any time my
apartment's fine

sucks up old cigarettes,
twinkle toes and castinettes
my party was really nice,

it's a filter queen,
gets carpets really clean
dynamite when I'm feeling mean
guaranteed to suck real fine
anytime

still a bargain at the price,
dustbunnies her appetite
extraordinarily nice

to avoid complications,
I never clean a moisture mess
it's filtration,
a hepa, it's the very best,
never made in china,
a quality remindah
but then again, incidentally
if you're that way inclined...

I can clean the baby carriage
but baby couldn't care less
fast, easyness and precise,

it's a filter queen,
gets carpets really clean
dynamite when I'm feeling mean
guaranteed to suck real fine
anytime

recommended at the price,
clean your carpets very nice
wanna try?
wanna try?

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