you notice every mornin, as the bake shop's warming,
that the mix, it looks pretty scary
there's the polish mixer girl, who gives the dough a little whirl,
and her arms, are smelly and hairy
and as she takes the time,
to cut the cookies extra fine,
and start the process where they bake
customers are now annoyed, when a yeti we employed
to bake their little treats every day

and she's been baking hairy biscuits everyday
bakin hairy biscuits whsn she shaves
bakin hairy biscuits every time
bakin hairy biscuits and none of them are mine look out

she was from the serengeti, and she was a polish yeti,
but she was all hairy and mellow
people thought she was from venus, others said she had a penis,
I often thought that she was a fellow
people see the hairy bum, and they start to wonder some
you sell them cookies and the breads anyway
and if they ever seem annoyed, say "it's not a hemmorhoid"
you're lucky that she shampoos each day


and she's been baking hairy biscuits everyday
bakin hairy biscuits whsn she shaves
bakin hairy biscuits every time
bakin hairy biscuits and none of them are mine look out