Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bakin Hairy Biscuits ( The Warsaw Oven Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Takin Care Of Business"

Original Performer:

Randy Bachman

Parody Song Title:

"Bakin Hairy Biscuits ( The Warsaw Oven Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you notice every mornin, as the bake shop's warming,
that the mix, it looks pretty scary
there's the polish mixer girl, who gives the dough a little whirl,
and her arms, are smelly and hairy
and as she takes the time,
to cut the cookies extra fine,
and start the process where they bake
customers are now annoyed, when a yeti we employed
to bake their little treats every day

and she's been baking hairy biscuits everyday
bakin hairy biscuits whsn she shaves
bakin hairy biscuits every time
bakin hairy biscuits and none of them are mine look out

she was from the serengeti, and she was a polish yeti,
but she was all hairy and mellow
people thought she was from venus, others said she had a penis,
I often thought that she was a fellow
people see the hairy bum, and they start to wonder some
you sell them cookies and the breads anyway
and if they ever seem annoyed, say "it's not a hemmorhoid"
you're lucky that she shampoos each day


and she's been baking hairy biscuits everyday
bakin hairy biscuits whsn she shaves
bakin hairy biscuits every time
bakin hairy biscuits and none of them are mine look out



Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
How many Polacks does it take to tell Malcolm he's a prejudiced little schmuck? ONE!
Guy - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm - Why did you write this song about MP's mom? And I didn't get that joke in the comment above mine.
Rice Cube - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it means Pacholek's a Polack.
Wild Man - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Makc This was hilarious!
Wild Man - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Makc This was hilarious!
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
hey Michael, if you are polish, sorry it isn't personal. I atack and parodize all genders, creeds, nationalities and reasons to exist.. it's just the flip of the air italia song, the one with planes that have hair under the wings? chill man.. I see you gave it ones anyway.. damage enough when everyone else is 4,5
Wild Man - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah Mike, I did'nt flip out at the hairy "Air Italy" parody. Some Europeans do have a different culture, especially back 20-40 years ago. Nothing personal, I'm sure. If you'd ever travel out of the states you'd realize personal cleansing practices differ. North Americans shower,shave and deodorize more fequently than any nation on earth. Heck, we probably over do it. I can't even go to the 7-11 without showering first! LOL !

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/randybachman0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 709