Song Parodies -> Gimme All Your Rubbers
| Original Song Title: | "Gimme All Your Lovin" |
| Original Performer: | ZZ Top |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gimme All Your Rubbers" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
only a RAT (zinger) would deny safety
you got to really stop,
until you meet and wed your sweet
no more "me on top"
like a farmer just rely on your sheep
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
you gotta just get up,
temptation never goes to your head
you gotta give it up
don't take little women to bed
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
you gotta clean it up,
and genuflect is what to do
you gotta praying cup
communion wafers puling you through
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
until you meet and wed your sweet
no more "me on top"
like a farmer just rely on your sheep
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
you gotta just get up,
temptation never goes to your head
you gotta give it up
don't take little women to bed
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
you gotta clean it up,
and genuflect is what to do
you gotta praying cup
communion wafers puling you through
gimme all your rubbers
all your contraceptives too
gimme all your rubbers
abstinence will see you through
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