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Song Parodies -> "Klan Fools Are Rising"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Klan Fools Are Rising"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

according to the anti defamation lague, the KKK are again growing in numbers .. why don't we give them a small island in the antarctica. snow all year, white bliss. perfect. or lets just root out these evil twits together, and kill them.
I see the Klan fools are rising,
more now, each and every day
cowards, their faces need disguisin'
lets go and deal with them today

lets all go out at night,
until the " wizard" dies
yeah, these *ssholes on the rise

bring me, Osama Barack, brother,
link up, and give these vermin doom
lets all protect all loving mothers
how'd these get out of human wombs?

lets all go out at night,
until the " wizard" dies
yeah, these *ssholes on the rise

join me, we'll fight these rats forever
take them to meet their destiny
then all of us can join together
God's hands to hold eternally

lets all go out at night,
until the " wizard" dies
yeah, these *ssholes on the rise

lets all go out at night,
until the " wizard" dies
yeah, these *ssholes on the rise

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2LD4U - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you should send this parody to Linda Terhune with a message that says:"UP YOURS, BITCH!!!"
Steve K. - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, sending them to Antarctica will give them the "white" environment they crave. I used to have this idea that we should round up all the Klansmen, and round up the Farrakhanites, put them into an enclosed space (or maybe an island, as you suggest, will do), and then let them kill each other, while the rest of use live in relative peace.
Norman Wanman - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Steve K., I thought we should also add all the gangs from the streets with the Black Panthers and the KKK and the Farrakhanites into the enclosed space and then, film it and put it on national TV. IT'LL BE AMAZING! Oh, Malcolm, Go Go Go.... umm.... that's Japanese for five five five...
Phil Alexander - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
That was "Barak Obama" you meant, wasn't it? And love the "whites only" Antarctica idea, too
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Y'know, if we send those treasonous bigots to Antarctica, there would actually be an upside to global warming.
Ann Hammond - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Fun to sing to.
malcolm higgins - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
all I can do from the great white north is love my brothers, and protect us all My boy and I live in the famous "rexdale" area of Toronto, and he goes to a 95% black / hisapanic 50% red / blue school, and is loved by everyone. I taught him right. No drugs, no hate, friends in "every" clique, and how many white kids at 17 walk around singing "biggie" lyrics word and accent perfect? mine does. good for him TOGETHER WE LOVE AND MAKE A PERFECT WORLD.. we can laugh and cry at tragedy as we choose, but we cannot hate. GOD WILL FIND OUT thanks for the comments folks. this song was very easy to write
Antarkkktikkka - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
If we rounded up and shot everyone in the KKK, that would be the end of David Duke and his gal pal Cindy Sheehan, along with half the members of and the Daily Kos. Now, I have to admit it would give me a very dark kind of satisfaction to be rid of all your Bush-hating traitor pals (who are very similar to each of you in word and deed), but all you lefty boys might want to think long and hard about that little side effect of your hatred before you talk of murdering people for their political views, even the extremists. For that matter, pray tell, Chucky: how is it that you allow people to advocate murdering KKK members on here, but not ANSWER or Code Pink members, or any other supporter of Hizballah?

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