Song Parodies -> Can't Stand This Hosiery
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Stand So Close To Me" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Stand This Hosiery" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
transvestite, is wearing,
a fishnet symphony
it's noted, she's bloated,
control top, has to be
his parents don't know yet,
this is his destiny
he's close now, had hormones,
he just needs surgery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
some chicks are so jealous,
you know the circumstance
from nothing, a d-cup
those are two hugs implants
temptation, frustration, it makes her wanna cry
she wants to , pee sitting,
but she was born a guy
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
the doctor, performs it,
the boys are on the floor
his johnsons, pathetic,
in the garbage by the door
it's no use, they're gone now,
she must heed all these rules
her girlfriend stays with her,
they buy some snap on tools
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
a fishnet symphony
it's noted, she's bloated,
control top, has to be
his parents don't know yet,
this is his destiny
he's close now, had hormones,
he just needs surgery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
some chicks are so jealous,
you know the circumstance
from nothing, a d-cup
those are two hugs implants
temptation, frustration, it makes her wanna cry
she wants to , pee sitting,
but she was born a guy
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
the doctor, performs it,
the boys are on the floor
his johnsons, pathetic,
in the garbage by the door
it's no use, they're gone now,
she must heed all these rules
her girlfriend stays with her,
they buy some snap on tools
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
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And I thought MY mind was warped...
Warped... but it merits high voting.
you sure like to write songs about transvestites
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