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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand This Hosiery"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stand This Hosiery"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

transvestite, is wearing,
a fishnet symphony
it's noted, she's bloated,
control top, has to be
his parents don't know yet,
this is his destiny
he's close now, had hormones,
he just needs surgery

can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery

some chicks are so jealous,
you know the circumstance
from nothing, a d-cup
those are two hugs implants
temptation, frustration, it makes her wanna cry
she wants to , pee sitting,
but she was born a guy

can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery

the doctor, performs it,
the boys are on the floor
his johnsons, pathetic,
in the garbage by the door
it's no use, they're gone now,
she must heed all these rules
her girlfriend stays with her,
they buy some snap on tools

can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery
can't stand, can't stand can't stand this hosiery

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Pat Carrasco - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
No Comment!
Shaun Chinen - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
And I thought MY mind was warped...
Klarissa - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Warped... but it merits high voting.
your worst enemy - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
you sure like to write songs about transvestites

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