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Song Parodies -> "The End ..it Won't Curl ( The Damaged Hair Song)"
Original Song Title:
"The End Of The World"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Skeeter Davis
Parody Song Title:
"The End ..it Won't Curl ( The Damaged Hair Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
for a guy sporting a new dome look for the first time, this seemed kinda funny
why is my hair not all shiny?
why are the ends split and sore,
oh god.. no!
it's the end..it won't curl..
I must use pantene all the more
why do the curlers keep slipping?
why is the roots showing more?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
it started when I first blow dried
I wake up early in the morning and I shower
hope everything's the same as it was
I can't understand as I comb with my hands
how this goes on the way it does
why does the iron go on heating?
why are these bangs of mine dry?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
the shampoo that I bought...goodbye
why does the iron go on heating?
why are these bangs of mine dry?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
the shampoo that I bought...goodbye
why are the ends split and sore,
oh god.. no!
it's the end..it won't curl..
I must use pantene all the more
why do the curlers keep slipping?
why is the roots showing more?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
it started when I first blow dried
I wake up early in the morning and I shower
hope everything's the same as it was
I can't understand as I comb with my hands
how this goes on the way it does
why does the iron go on heating?
why are these bangs of mine dry?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
the shampoo that I bought...goodbye
why does the iron go on heating?
why are these bangs of mine dry?
oh god no!
it's the end it won't curl
the shampoo that I bought...goodbye
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Cheerleader 1: "Don't use that shampoo. You'll get split ends." Cheerleader 2: "Oh, I hope not. I'm hoping to get the quarterback."
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