Song Parodies -> Protection
| Original Song Title: | "Objection" |
| Original Performer: | Shakira |
| Parody Song Title: | "Protection" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
hey hey hey a non political rant.. like who knew??
it's all her fault that she's now uncurable
I guess that rubber just wasn't durable
every twenty minutes you repeat her name
but when it comes to me, you just wear
a trojan on the head,
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
next to her bed lamp is her medical
and her treatment, I think is so radical
but you gotta know need a small viral count
know the answers before you pull it out
or death can come about..
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
how I wish there was a chance for you and me
doc can give me and you the vaccine free
and hey.. come here..
this is pathetic, and sardonic
if it's leaking, there's the tonic
mango is not for me,
it was never meant to be
but I did try it,
reversed it,
it pained and it was worse
but you can count on me..
oh you can count on me... oy!
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
gettin laid.. gettin lay hey heyyyyeddd
gettin laid gettin lay hey hey
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
it's falling apart, in your hands again
get away hey hey
I guess that rubber just wasn't durable
every twenty minutes you repeat her name
but when it comes to me, you just wear
a trojan on the head,
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
next to her bed lamp is her medical
and her treatment, I think is so radical
but you gotta know need a small viral count
know the answers before you pull it out
or death can come about..
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
how I wish there was a chance for you and me
doc can give me and you the vaccine free
and hey.. come here..
this is pathetic, and sardonic
if it's leaking, there's the tonic
mango is not for me,
it was never meant to be
but I did try it,
reversed it,
it pained and it was worse
but you can count on me..
oh you can count on me... oy!
protection, I don't want, to get an infection,
a little bug from your affection,
a bad new disease, have you told your mother?
bet you don't even bother
protection, I'll try it, from every angle,
I even used the juice from mangoes
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
gettin laid.. gettin lay hey heyyyyeddd
gettin laid gettin lay hey hey
it's falling apart, in your hands again
no we can't go on this way
it's falling apart, in your hands again
get away hey hey
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