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Song Parodies -> "The Flicker"

Original Song Title:

"The Picture"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"The Flicker"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those of you married to a woman who has the same fanaticism about the remote as we do, you'll understand
(kid)
watchin old reruns of "hotel"
the worst language there was just.. "oh hell".
I ain't turned this thing off in 3 damn days
fuelin up on millers and pizza
watching E.T just to see Leeza
lord I wonder if I'll ever sleep again
should put the flicker away,and have a radio day..
I can't do it though, while I'm lyin up in bed
should put the flicker away,and have a radio day..
I can't do it though, while I'm lyin up in bed

(sheryl)


I taped csi on the "long play"
six hour tapes take up all day
and my half hearted cries just confirming
I'm up all night
I've wanted this thing for a long time
"it's a guy ything" that's the wrong line..
I changed every channel I could for three damn nights
I put the flicker away, that's something you won't do
I can't stay up no more My tv's through
I put the flicker away, that's something you won't do
I can't stay up no more My tv's through
I saw cheers yesterday, right after friends

(kid)
It was the same old.. jeopardy win

(both)
since it's been on, we've missed the month of May

(kid)
you reminded me of happy days

(sheryl)
I hoped you would give it to me today
I was starting to lurch

(kid)
It was off .. the cable needs paid..

(both)
we've watched "missing you" for the fourth time,
can't seem to get it off of our minds
I can't understand why there's such crap on these days
we'll share the flicker today
we're gonna change our ways
we'll watch it together, and not from two room homes..
we'll share the flicker today
we're gonna change our ways
we'll watch it together, and not from two room homes..
we'll watch it together, and not from two room homes

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