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Song Parodies -> "Egg Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Farm"

Original Performer:

Spinal Tap

Parody Song Title:

"Egg Farm"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they eggs they roll
working on an egg farm
shine them through a light bulb
fried up and then forked, eating away

batching in the henhouse
nose within my sneeze bag
from the hens, their back door
they roll every day

egg farm woman
I watched them rolling down
egg farm woman
she takes the bad ones out
egg farm woman
cholesterol inside her rising high

working on an egg farm
breaking some on hard floors
listening to hens talk
they know what we need

taking all that we get
scratching off a green patch
single, double yolk streams
cocks we don't need

egg farm woman
I watched them rolling down
egg farm woman
she takes the bad ones out
egg farm woman
I have some tired hands
egg farm woman
she'll have an om-e-lette

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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Andria - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but quite good from what I see here. When I went to summer camp as a kid, the bus used to drive by an egg farm, and the place stunk to high heaven like rotten eggs and chicken feces. Last I heard, the place burned down. All the chickens died, but no people did.
malcolm higgins - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
but who burned first the chickens or the eggs???
Andria - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I would say the eggs burned first, since eggs are small, fragile, cannot get out of their way, and have no lungs to breathe in smoke. But since I wasn't around the area where the egg farm was, I have no real idea. LOL at the chicken-or-egg question reference, Malc!

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