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Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Next"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, you're the girl in my head
we havent met yet,
our first words have yet to be said,
but I swear you'll be next

I know my girl's built like a queen,
her thighs are obscene
they're the hugest that I"ve seen,
why I say.. you'll be next

and you, you're the next, you'll be the best,
as long as you're fat
there's thunder in your thighs
hurricanes in your *ss,
I promise you that, as long as you're fat I promise you that
you'll be next

I need you, so stand on the scale
you're like a blue whale,
free willy you are what a tail, and you know..
you'll be next

and you, you're the next, you'll be the best,
as long as you're fat
there's thunder in your thighs
hurricanes in your *ss,
I promise you that, as long as you're fat I promise you that
you'll be next

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anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
not really amazing you know

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