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Song Parodies -> "Ooh Now They're Tight"

Original Song Title:

"Oowatanite"

Original Performer:

April Wine

Parody Song Title:

"Ooh Now They're Tight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Robbie G was the inspiration. Thanks pal. hope you like it.. four minutes
baby lets go cause you know that the food there's
cheap and tastes so great
I come for the food the drink buffet,
and the hell with gaining weight
all mine, you know I'm gonna feel,
come on come come on come on baby,
have you tried the alfredo eels?

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh baby, you know the time to go
just when the line up's fading, don'tcha don'tcha know?
this line, hey now there's room for me,
come on come come on come on baby,
the mashed potato's caling to me...


ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh baby, my pants are on the line,
when they're bent they're like a tent,
are you sure they're really mine?
I know, they're a size like.... sixty three
so come on come on come on come on baby
early dinner's starting at three..

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to Wine and Dine. And dine. And dine. And dine...
Robbie G. - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you straight 5s. That was an excellent song parosying an excellent band. I'm also proud that my song inspired this one

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