baby lets go cause you know that the food there's
cheap and tastes so great
I come for the food the drink buffet,
and the hell with gaining weight
all mine, you know I'm gonna feel,
come on come come on come on baby,
have you tried the alfredo eels?

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh baby, you know the time to go
just when the line up's fading, don'tcha don'tcha know?
this line, hey now there's room for me,
come on come come on come on baby,
the mashed potato's caling to me...


ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up

ooh baby, my pants are on the line,
when they're bent they're like a tent,
are you sure they're really mine?
I know, they're a size like.... sixty three
so come on come on come on come on baby
early dinner's starting at three..

ooh now they're tight, now these pants don't fit me right
what a pig I'm being tonight
and I'm obese when the sun comes up