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Song Parodies -> "Jesse (why Did You Use The"

Original Song Title:

"Jesse"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Jesse (why Did You Use The"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as seen on the t.v Obama's talkiing down to blacks.. he's telling n******rs what to do.. Oh the shame Jesse. I don't use the word why did a REVEREND? (secret aswer.. he's a democrat)
Oh brother, saw you say it free
Jesse's black and brown it came out easy
don't let him near me
don't let him teach me
he now doesn't please me

jesse, I saw that tape the mic was on you
jesse i heard your words the shame is on you
jesse I heard those words come srtaight from you
your insides you've shown
and you're out on your own it's true

and he, keeps reminding me
that ke knows my heart, yes he knows it all
sadly, it shows once again
I'm systemically racist? but jesse's shown it all

jesse, I saw that tape the mic was on you
jesse i heard your words the shame is on you
jesse I heard those words come srtaight from you
your insides you've shown
and you're out on your own it's true

jesse, sharpton's here
he'll cut you a hole
it's all for yourself
jesse that your true self's now seen
your friends will all say Oh Come on! again
but now all everyone will know what yoo are you see
oh jesse.

jesse, I saw that tape the mic was on you
jesse i heard your words the shame is on you
jesse I heard those words come srtaight from you
your insides you've shown
and you're out on your own it's true

jesse, it's open this time
twas straight from the heart
you have a will of your own..
your friends, lets comfort them..
they're feeling bad
they see you've sunk so low

jesse, I saw that tape the mic was on you
jesse i heard your words the shame is on you
jesse I heard those words come srtaight from you
your insides you've shown
and you're out on your own it's true





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