-> "The Last Thong"
Original Song Title:
"The Last Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Last Thong"
The Lyrics
don't you know I'd go to sleep at night, and leave my pants on
hoping my mom wouldnt find, the piece of cloth down there
but three years went by, and still my pant's on,
this is hard for me to say, but as a guy, that's just the way
this is the last thong, I'll ever try to wear
it's the last thong, and I'll tell you
it's just not fair,
this is the last time I'll ever floss my cheeks
you'll go lookin for the briefs..
but there's string down there,
and I'm done too...
oh yes it's true..
all the times I've spent wondering if my girlfriend knew
as I undressed in the darkness, and had baths not nude
but the time is near, this cloth can wiggle free
I will make this the last thong, now it's boxer shorts for me
this is the last thong, I'll ever try to wear
it's the last thong, and I'll tell you
it's just not fair,
this is the last time I'll ever floss my cheeks
you'll go lookin for the briefs..
but there's string down there,
and I'm done too...
oh yes it's true..
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