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Song Parodies -> "The Last Thong"

Original Song Title:

"The Last Song"

Original Performer:

Edward Bear

Parody Song Title:

"The Last Thong"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

don't you know I'd go to sleep at night, and leave my pants on
hoping my mom wouldnt find, the piece of cloth down there
but three years went by, and still my pant's on,
this is hard for me to say, but as a guy, that's just the way

this is the last thong, I'll ever try to wear
it's the last thong, and I'll tell you
it's just not fair,
this is the last time I'll ever floss my cheeks
you'll go lookin for the briefs..
but there's string down there,
and I'm done too...
oh yes it's true..

all the times I've spent wondering if my girlfriend knew
as I undressed in the darkness, and had baths not nude
but the time is near, this cloth can wiggle free
I will make this the last thong, now it's boxer shorts for me

this is the last thong, I'll ever try to wear
it's the last thong, and I'll tell you
it's just not fair,
this is the last time I'll ever floss my cheeks
you'll go lookin for the briefs..
but there's string down there,
and I'm done too...
oh yes it's true..

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royce miller - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Life wouldn't be the same without your thong songs, Malcolm

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