Song Parodies -> Sucking Nuts Is Hard On You
| Original Song Title: | "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Sedaka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sucking Nuts Is Hard On You" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Do, do, do
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
sucking nuts is hard on you
Don't take my nuts away from you
put your lips upon and start to do
if you swallow quick it's over.. through
and sucking nuts is hard on you
remember what we bought last night
lots of chips and chocolate peanut lite
open up, and shove them through
as sucking nuts is hard to do
They say that sucking nuts is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is what's meany
Instead of sucking nuts
I wish that they were chocolat-ey again
I bought for you, the chocolate kind
when you're sucking them, you sure don't mind
Come on baby, let's suck a few
and sucking nuts is hard to do
They say that sucking nuts is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is what's meany
Instead of sucking nuts
I wish that they were chocolat-ey again
I bought for you, the chocolate kind
when you're sucking them, you sure don't mind
Come on baby, let's suck a few
and sucking nuts is hard to do
IDo, do
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
sucking nuts is hard on you
Don't take my nuts away from you
put your lips upon and start to do
if you swallow quick it's over.. through
and sucking nuts is hard on you
remember what we bought last night
lots of chips and chocolate peanut lite
open up, and shove them through
as sucking nuts is hard to do
They say that sucking nuts is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is what's meany
Instead of sucking nuts
I wish that they were chocolat-ey again
I bought for you, the chocolate kind
when you're sucking them, you sure don't mind
Come on baby, let's suck a few
and sucking nuts is hard to do
They say that sucking nuts is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is what's meany
Instead of sucking nuts
I wish that they were chocolat-ey again
I bought for you, the chocolate kind
when you're sucking them, you sure don't mind
Come on baby, let's suck a few
and sucking nuts is hard to do
IDo, do
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
Comma, comma
Down, dooby-do, down, down
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thank god !...i thought this was gonna be about squirrels...or something worse...reminds of a joke i heard about the preacher who visits an old woman from his church...there's a bowl of nuts on the table which the preacher finishes off and then apologizes for eating the whole bowlful...the woman says "that's quite all right, i can't eat nuts with my dentures so i just suck the chocolate off of them"
I used to tell that joke
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