back in the year nineteen eighty five,
they couldn't keep that muppet guy alive
they didn't have a clue, to what they should do,
they had to just put in drugs and hope like hell he's come through
necrotizing fasciitis
nectotizing fasciitis
necrotizing fasciitis,
makes you feel poor,
and now there is a little cure..

now Rita Macneil she got a real bad scare
someone said she had the fasciitis "down there"
oh how festive oh what she'd give
an ass the size of hers she's got years to live
necrotizing fasciitis
nectotizing fasciitis
necrotizing fasciitis,
makes you feel poor,
and now there is a little cure..

now queen victoria gave a costume ball,
starts in your heels, and in a day it's your balls
you don't have to think,, your spirits sink
if they don't stop the spread until it eats your dink..
necrotizing fasciitis
nectotizing fasciitis
necrotizing fasciitis,
makes you feel poor,
and now there is a little cure..

back in the ward, the old doctor got the plan
just coat your nectotizing fasciitis with some ham
and then this thing, will form a ring,
around the ham and a little dinner bell would ring
necrotizing fasciitis
nectotizing fasciitis
necrotizing fasciitis,
makes you feel poor,
and now there is a little cure..
there is a little cure
there is a little cure