-> "Whale Steak"
Original Song Title:
"Jailbreak"
Parody Song Title:
"Whale Steak"
The Lyrics
there was a dolphin death by murder,
and the butcher knives came out
the kitchen got so bloody
it was "cut whale steaks don't pout..
I said.. there's something hiding inside here
it ain't skin and bone
I like flippers and blub hangs
I'm takin some to go home
I'm gonna make a whale steak
and a cow didn't have to die
gonna make a whale steak
watch as PETA cries..
over the flame it cooked for me
and with the sauce tastes wonder'fully
fresh from the sea..
whale steak try it with a beer
whale steak.. have no fears
whale steak.. cooked more than I can take
whale steak...yum
I thought I'd seen a flipper bein fooled with
by a whaling man
harpoon down, winch it up
with a gun in your hand
water flying everywhere
dolphin starts to scream
then the mammal on the ground
with a hole in it's body where it's blubber's been
over the flame it cooked for me
and with the sauce tastes wonder'fully
fresh from the sea..
whale steak try it with a beer
whale steak.. have no fears
whale steak.. cooked more than I can take
whale steak...yum
heartbeat.. it was failin
flipper, he was ailing
gill nets, harpoons, rifles firin..
now get the guts out....
whale steak.. whale steak
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