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Song Parodies -> "Bicycle Race In Paris ( The Landis Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bicycle Race In Paris ( The Landis Lament)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis Rides a bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bike
Floyd landis rides a bicycle,
and takes whatever drugs he likes..

it's too high, it's not low,
check the "b" one to know
you say Cheat, I say
Hey man,
lance was never my style
and I don't like Ullrich

you say full, I say choice
you say god hear my voice
you say lord I failed twice
I don't ingest testosterone
androlone or marzipans
all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis Rides a bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bike
Floyd landis rides a bicycle,
and takes whatever drugs he likes..

Tour De France racers are coming yur way,
so get out all your needles oh yeah,
come from behind, now he pedals away,
is he cheating, he smiles like... "oh yeah"
are there marks? he says NO!
bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
bicycle bicycle bicycle
floyd Landis rides a bicycle
bicycle bicycle bicycle
bicycle race

you say hip, I say pain,
do I lead, yet again?
howcome? I say cool it man..
I don't wanna be a resident of America
so I smile, and eat cheese,
I inject by the knees
in the back, of the knee, yes
I don't wanna be a substitute,
an idiot, a horse pitoot
Cos all he want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bicycle bicycle bicycle
Floyd Landis Rides a bicycle
Floyd Landis rides a bike
Floyd landis rides a bicycle,
and takes whatever drugs he likes

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