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Song Parodies -> "Fump! The Fireworks Song"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Fump! The Fireworks Song"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I did "wear an american brand" REDCANT made a comment about chinese fireworks.. and the word "FUMP" was there.. it just struck a little idea I couldn't let go
they go up, and when they flare, come down,
they light up they're the nicest around
here they go! now the pinwheel
you gotta go, lit up in bunches, and see how you feel

oh can you see me standing here I got the lighter
and I'm lighting the wheel
you'll see the big fired schpiel
lighten up and you'll feell..

aw the fump (fump)
light and then FUMP
go ahead FUMP... FUMP!
go ahead and fump

aah oh who lit that, baby what'd you see?
you say you don't know, you won't know
give the label a read

oh can you see me standing here I got the lighter
and I'm lighting the wheel
you'll see the big fired schpiel
lighten up and you'll feell..

aw the fump (fump)
light and then FUMP
go ahead FUMP... FUMP!
go ahead and fump

aw the fump (fump)
light and then FUMP
go ahead FUMP... FUMP!
go ahead and fump

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Red Ant - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I see that I'm a veritable fountain of ideas for you Malcolm. I will forgive you mispelling my name as I hit the "D" and "C" keys at the same time alot as well. Not perfect pacing, but "lots" and funny so again I light a virtual firework and " Fump!" " wow, that's only the second time I've seen a firework make three 5's in the sky ".
Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever, Malc!

Music trivia quiz: what song does this come from ---

Turning-spinning
. Catherine-wheeling
. Forever-changing
. There's no beginning
Blue Ant to Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You mean, "I will forgive you for misspelling my name." There are two s's there. Mis- is the prefix and spell is the root word; hence you should have put two s's.

Blue Ant to Malcolm: This was a fantastic parody.
amogh - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
heheehehehheheheheheheheheheheehheehhehehe

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