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Song Parodies -> "Bums Hurt"

Original Song Title:

"Love Hurts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nazareth

Parody Song Title:

"Bums Hurt"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

bums hurt, bums ache, with gas, we make
any farts, not rough, or ripe, enough
it makes a lot of pain, makes a lot of pain,
bums emit a cloud, hemorroidal veins,
bums hurt.. oo-oo bums hurt

I'm young, I know, but even so,
diarrhea is goo, it's just soup poo
I really eat a lot, really like food hot,
farts just like a flame, when you eat curry hot,
bums hurt
ooh ooh bums hurt

some folk think digestion aids, pink rolaids, gastric aids,
some blow farts at meter maids,
they're not foolin me...
I know that this is true, know that it's so true,
a bum is like a tire, bald spots when it's through,
bums huirt.. ooh ooh bums hurt

I know that this is true, know that it's so true,
a bum is like a tire, bald spots when it's through,
bums huirt.. ooh ooh bums hurt

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Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You never write a half-assed parody, Malc. Good job.
Brittney - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't even know that song. But I still lmao. Nice.
PJ - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Now that's brilliant; true genius. :)

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