-> "(I Can't Get No..) Hard Contractions"
Original Song Title:
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Parody Song Title:
"(I Can't Get No..) Hard Contractions"
The Lyrics
I can't get no hard contractions
I can't get no hard contractions
but I try, and I try and I try and I try
I can't get those I can't get those
wellI I'm layin on the bed,
and the doc has on the stethoscope
and he's tellin me more and more
gynelogical information
suppost to start this birth formation
I can't get those.. no no no
hey hey hey that's what I say
I can't get no hard contractions
I can't get no hard contractions
but I try, and I try and I try and I try
I can't get those I can't get those
well that monitor's my t.v.
and the camera's lookin up me,
try to see the new baby
but an external cam just can't cut the jam
cause it can'e see what's inside of me
I can't get no no no no
hey hey hey that's what I say
I can't get no hard contractions
I can't get no hard contractions
but I try, and I try and I try and I try
I can't get those I can't get those
well it all seems so banal
as that baby comes out the love canal
and the nurse says bush or we're here till maybe next week
oh wait that's an amnio streak
I can't get no no no no
hey hey hey that's what I say
I can't get no hard contractions
I can't get no hard contractions
but I try, and I try and I try and I try
I can't get those I can't get those
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