Song Parodies -> Jingle Ball Rock

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

  
Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Ball Rock"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

jingle balls,
tingle balls,
swing when they rock,
can we try this,
just give em a kiss?
bat them and swat it's just loads of fun
now the jingle ball pain has begun

jingle balls tingle balls,
swing when they rock
dingle balls chime, they're jingle balls, mine
stored very warmly in a dingle ball bag
tucked away from there

it's about time, for the right line,
to make this song ok
dingle ball line, is the glass kind
we hang them on the tree upon snowy days
giddy up, nothing worse,
assumptions you make
dance all around it with talk
two for the dingle
now for dingly feet
they're the dingle balls
they're the dingle balls
they're they balls of this talk

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Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I can tell you had a ball with this one, Malcolm!
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, you know what they say: obscenity is in the mind of the beholder ;-)
John Barry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
How'd this get past the censo. . .Oops! Clever, Michael.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You filthy, perver...oh. Very good, Malcolm :-) 555
Dee Range - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so sick I can"t wait for the next one :-) 555
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Malc, betcha can hum this one on your scrotumazoo!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Three shiny new 5's to hang on your scoreboard: this parody reminds me of those "Top 10 things that sound dirty, but aren't" greeting cards for various occasions.
Airfarcewon - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost missed this one...Very very good...Fantastic..I like the O.Henryism...5's
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is nuts. Ha Ha.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Always glad to see your parts back in action Malky! ;-)

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