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Song Parodies -> "( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls"

Original Song Title:

"( I Wish They All Could Be)california Girls"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the seven numbers hit, the last was number 29
I knew from that day on, I knew my life would change,
I thought it all would be just fine,

a hundred million dollars makes some people go deep end
and it proved to me, that millionaires can be
ugly and still be a "10"

the letters cam from Georgia, would I like to buy a "peach"
but all I wanted now was a girl somehow
that would take me to the beach

I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)

I just received a picture from a mother and her child
as she offered me her kid who was thirteen,
she even said she'd join in, be wild

a poster soon arrived it was a beauty in a van
it said shaggin'wagon on the side of it,
but the small print said "I'm a man"

I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)


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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this. Though I must admit that I know David Lee Roth´s version a whole lot better.
Guy DiRito - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
He He - Not bad Malky.
Jonathan McJunkin - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, not bad! But just a tad to gross.

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