Song Parodies -> Wallenda Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Calendar Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Sedaka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wallenda Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
dedicated to the famous circus family, "the flying wallendas"
I saw I saw I saw the wallenda girl,
trapeze wallenda girl,
I saw I saw I saw the wallenda girl,
at the circus every year
January, saw her do a double flip,
February, climbing up she had a slip,
March, saw a double gainer with a smile,
April Easter flippies gave her trials,
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
(may) maybe if I had desire,
(june) she would stand upon my wire
(july) like a little firecracker, she will go
(august) can I meet her, I wanna know?
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
(september) light the candles, on her cake
(october) slick the hair again, I'm on the make,
(november) we could cuddle, baby, never frown,
(december) and I know she loves it upside down
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
trapeze wallenda girl,
I saw I saw I saw the wallenda girl,
at the circus every year
January, saw her do a double flip,
February, climbing up she had a slip,
March, saw a double gainer with a smile,
April Easter flippies gave her trials,
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
(may) maybe if I had desire,
(june) she would stand upon my wire
(july) like a little firecracker, she will go
(august) can I meet her, I wanna know?
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
(september) light the candles, on her cake
(october) slick the hair again, I'm on the make,
(november) we could cuddle, baby, never frown,
(december) and I know she loves it upside down
yeah yeah my hearts all a whirl,
I love I love I love that wallenda girl,
every day, (every day) every way (every way) when she's here
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a parody by malcom that ain't dirty... what a shocker
1) They weren't the "Fying Wallendas", they were the Great Wallendas. Read Karl Wallenda's biography some day to discover how much he detested the name "Flying Wallenda." 2) They were tightrope walkers, not trapeze artists. Aside from these "minor" inaccuracies, the parody still stinks.
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