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Song Parodies -> "Levitra"

Original Song Title:

"Nikita"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Levitra"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this is number two in the ED trilogy. Diana (viagra) by Paul Anka is the first, and the next will be done right after this. I love trilogies (and all three drugs)
with levitra you will grow
in that little pup tent down below
you can roll around the bed
and never roll off ever, don't you know

oh I took it had a ball
ten little quickie rollers in a row
her thighs she said were ice on fire
and like a seaman, she yelled "thar she blows!"

With Levitra you will never know disappointment, it will grow
you'll never know how bad it feels to fail you
Levitra I need you so
with levitra there's a danger side if the pressure of your blood is high
ten little quickie rollers in a row
with Levitra you can always go

now my woman dreams of me
she says it gets better every night
call it what you will, it's just like wire
levitra gives you time to do it right

and if there ever comes a time,
gusset, shorts no longer hold it in
and if you're free, you have your choice
just slide your hand below you'll find a friend

With Levitra you will never know disappointment, it will grow
you'll never know how bad it feels to fail you
Levitra I love you so
with levitra there's a danger side if the pressure of your blood is high
ten little quickie rollers in a row
with Levitra she yells oh god no!

With Levitra you will never know disappointment, it will grow
you'll never know how bad it feels to fail you
Levitra I love you so
with levitra there's is danger side if the pressure of your blood is high
ten little quickie rollers in a row
with Levitra she yells oh god no!

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice part 2. PS- I know you dislike Eric Crapton, but how about a grand finale of all 3 drugs set to " Cocaine " called " E.D.". :)
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What's with all these ED parodies, Malcolm? I hope you're still the god-of-the-rod & lord-of-the-sword that we all believe you to be! ;-) Great job!
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
PS- Malcolm if you don't do that parody I will. ( Mentioning Viagra, Cialis and Levitra ). :)
John Barry - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The brand names: Viagra and Levitra I understand. But, Cialis?
malcolm higgins.. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The "cialis" pill is known as the weekender, John.. it's usual motto type is "when the moment is right.. you'll be ready.. take it friday, nail her anytime till sunday.. p.s. it works too....lol
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a real "stand up" kind of guy today, Malcom....555
malcolm higgins - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I knew I'd get a rise out of you, Rick
Kristof Robertson - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I can see a lot of "hard" work was put into this...;-) 555
Orange Ant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
To the first commenter: the guy's last name is Clapton, not Crapton.

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