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Song Parodies -> "The First Cut Is Still Easy"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"The First Cut Is Still Easy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I shanked to ball to the right at the start
had to ride to the ball in my cart
but I"m thinking I've still got a shot
to get the par, I'll try the shot again
try to stay out of the wind, hit low..

the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know

off the fairway just to the side
if it went a little farther, I'd cry
hit a four wood, or maybe a five,
I'll hit the shot, I'll try the club again
maybe I'll by the club, and then maybe I'll know

the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know

and the last hole is here, and I'm tired,
down the right side I hit it, it's wired.
but it bounced off the fairway again,
the shorter rough, I'll find my ball again
I'll hit a straight and perfect shot , but just when?

the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know

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Meriadoc - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Am I the only person that knows this song??? (Altho' I would have credited the Keith Hampshire version...)
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I'll admit to being old too - hated the song and don't care who wrote it - but I can still hear it . . .

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