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Song Parodies -> "Why We Need Depends"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Why We Need Depends"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

we leak a little from the butt sometimes
when we're laughin we've got wet behinds

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

I sprung a leak when I was way downtown
without depends my little "thing" would drown

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

I started dripping at the bank in line,
a wet "deposit" it turned out just fine

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

the type of leakage don't matter too,
it can be a number one or number two

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

we shoulda had them for the president
then that dress would never have been kept

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

sometimes they don't fit right
you know what I'm talking about?

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

good for stakeouts in the c.i.a
you need to go, can't leave no d.n.a.

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends
why we need depends

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Meriadoc - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sometimes the simplest songs are the funniest... :-D
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sometimes the simplest songs come from the simplest people.
George - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Dammit, and I JUST changed mine out. Did you know, those things are great for especially long movies?

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