she can wound with a smell, she can whiff out your eyes
she can cover it up with her big thunder thighs,
and the putrid aroma so thick you can see
vapour lines as she leaks, and she smells like an onion to me

she can make cabbage rolls, or left overs she'll leave you
she can spray f.dds. but it doesn't deceive you
she can wear rubber tights, but a scrub's what she needs,
blame it all on the sweat but she smells like an onion to me

oh she can't smell it herself, she can lie if she wants,
she's a one-of-a-kind
oh with that stench she gives out, she should really keep in
has my nose in a bind

and she smells up a room, as she lies there just reading
it reminds me a little of elephants leavings
then she rips off a fart and she'll laugh loud and free
yes she looks like a pig but she smells like an onion to me


oh she can't smell it herself, she can lie if she wants,
she's a one-of-a-kind
oh with that stench she gives out, she should really keep in
has my nose in a bind

she is smelly most times, and it's subtley cruel
what she really deserves is a bath in a pool
though she will contradict if you just yell smell-y
and the most you can do is hope to smell pooh
cause she smells like an onion to me