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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like An Onion"

Original Song Title:

"Always A Woman"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like An Onion"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she can wound with a smell, she can whiff out your eyes
she can cover it up with her big thunder thighs,
and the putrid aroma so thick you can see
vapour lines as she leaks, and she smells like an onion to me

she can make cabbage rolls, or left overs she'll leave you
she can spray f.dds. but it doesn't deceive you
she can wear rubber tights, but a scrub's what she needs,
blame it all on the sweat but she smells like an onion to me

oh she can't smell it herself, she can lie if she wants,
she's a one-of-a-kind
oh with that stench she gives out, she should really keep in
has my nose in a bind

and she smells up a room, as she lies there just reading
it reminds me a little of elephants leavings
then she rips off a fart and she'll laugh loud and free
yes she looks like a pig but she smells like an onion to me


oh she can't smell it herself, she can lie if she wants,
she's a one-of-a-kind
oh with that stench she gives out, she should really keep in
has my nose in a bind

she is smelly most times, and it's subtley cruel
what she really deserves is a bath in a pool
though she will contradict if you just yell smell-y
and the most you can do is hope to smell pooh
cause she smells like an onion to me

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Royce Miller - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
another parody about role models, eh Malcolm?!
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You mischievous ramp-scallion, you!
Jonathan C. - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed 'til I cried. Another MH classic.
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
All fives, four of them for NOT making this about Senator Hillary Clinton or First Lady-in-Waiting Teresa Heinz Kerry.
Major B - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I love billy joel's and your version
princejellyfish - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
"Way to go Malc!" Please continue to disgrace the adult contemp. lovers catalogue one song at a time!

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