Song Parodies -> Hairy, Fat And Dirty
| Original Song Title: | "Ferry Cross The Mersey" |
| Original Performer: | Gery And The Pacemakers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hairy, Fat And Dirty" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
originally written for my ex wife, it has been in a works file for a while..
life goes on day after day,
three hundred plus, is her weight
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
grease, scabs and pus everywhere...
no oral hygiene or care..
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
she was just ripe, maybe warmer..
she just got worse each day
then one day I came in and boy,
that smell just blew me away
so, I left home on that day,
my nose still thanks me each day....
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
three hundred plus, is her weight
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
grease, scabs and pus everywhere...
no oral hygiene or care..
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
she was just ripe, maybe warmer..
she just got worse each day
then one day I came in and boy,
that smell just blew me away
so, I left home on that day,
my nose still thanks me each day....
she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..
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Charming imagery;-). Reminds me of Tom Lehrer's "She's My Gal": Sharks gotta swim/Bats gotta fly/I've gotta love one woman till I die/To Bill or Dick or Bob, she may be just a slob/but oh, well, what the hell, she's my girl...AND I LOVE HER!
You leave my high school's ex-vice principal out of this.
I think your exwife works in the cubicle next to me. hahaha! This was funny!
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